"Living, Breathing Footnotes"

whittenorr: i just got really fucked up thinking about clouds weigh as much as an elephant or a 747...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:58:41 -0600

i just got really fucked up thinking about clouds

weigh as much as an elephant or a 747 or more but still float

literally full of electricity much like your standard vibrator

pisses rain all over us ungrateful bastards

make cool shapes like rabbits or dongs

they dont give a fuck where they go they just go to trash shit

props clouds, you’re metal as hell

shinydemon: schwoozie: tywinning: rageofthenerd: thusspakekat...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:11:04 -0600

shinydemon:

schwoozie:

tywinning:

rageofthenerd:

thusspakekate:

Oh dammit. Now I ship The US/Great Britain

thanks silly graphic.

“Listen, you have to let me be represented. I can’t just…keep giving you my heart and my taxes and not be a bigger part of your government. I want more than that. I deserve more than that.”

“You know I can’t. You knew that from the moment you went so far away. I just…this is what I have to give. I don’t have anymore. For God’s sake, there’s an ocean between us!”

“Fine. You know what, fine. Here, just, see all this goddamn tea you gave me? Well you can take it back. Here, fish it out of the harbor for all I care.”

“Don’t do this.”

“I have no choice. I’ll never be anything more than a colony to you.”

“America—”

“No, Britain. Don’t.”

“I can’t just let you go, you know that. I’ll fight for you if I have to.”

“And I will fight back.”

#OTP: WE STILL SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE

Did I seriously just get emotional over this?

All I want in the world right now is a foot massage. But, ticklish feet. So the likelihood of me...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:02:58 -0600

All I want in the world right now is a foot massage. But, ticklish feet. So the likelihood of me getting a satisfactory foot massage (aka one where I don’t kick the kind soul attempting to give me one across the room) in this lifetime is a big zero. Mreh. :/

armydoctorpeterpotter: avengersgangbang: “I blew into this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:57:29 -0600

armydoctorpeterpotter:

avengersgangbang:

“I blew into this world on a leaf”

#WERE YOU BORN TO SAVE THE DOCTOR #WERE YOU #BECAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE YOU WERE JUST BORN #AND THEN GAVE YOUR LIFE TO SAVE THE DOCTOR#I DON’T THINK YOU WERE BRED WITH THE EXPLICIT REASON OF SAVING THE DOCTOR #I MEAN I KNOW THAT I’M JUST KNIT-PICKING OVER THE AWKWARD PHRASING #BUT THERE’S A MASSIVE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PERSONALLY //CHOOSING// TO SAVE THE DOCTOR BECAUSE YOU WANT TO #AND FEELING LIKE YOU’RE BEING MADE TO BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN TO #YA KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN? #TAKE A GUESS WHICH ONE IS THE MORE IMPORTANT AND MEANINGFUL ONE #HINT: IT’S THE ONE WHERE SHE HAS A CHOICE (via winterinthetardis)

the-vashta-nerada: superwhoavengelockandme: the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:54:29 -0600

the-vashta-nerada:

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee

aleerahagal: viking leather bracers by =Oemich

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:49:11 -0600

aleerahagal:

viking leather bracers by =Oemich

fishingboatproceeds: bbc-bestbromancecompany: Nerdfighter...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:45:00 -0600

fishingboatproceeds:

bbc-bestbromancecompany:

Nerdfighter Benedict? Or just failed Vulcan?

As far as I can tell, there are eight possibilities here. (I’ve spent a fair bit of time thinking about this.)

1. Benedict Cumberbatch is a hardcore nerdfighter and when Martin Freeman threw up a gang sign, Cumberbatch was like, “I have one of those.”

2. Cumberbatch, who obviously has a relationship with Star Trek, just naturally changed the Vulcan sign (pulling in the thumbs, turning the palms inward, crossing the arms) in precisely the same way that I happened to change the Vulcan sign when I first made the nerdfighter sign in the halcyon days of 2007.

3. One of the interns on set who has gained the trust of Benedict Cumberbatch was like, “If you do your hands like this, the Internet will get really excited.” And so he did.

4. BBC, in their infinite wisdom, staged the entire photo and Cumberbatch was taught the nerdfighter sign (I MEAN LOOK AT THE PERFECTION OF HIS NERDFIGHTER SIGN! He seems so comfortable and confident in it, almost as if it is muscle memory, almost as if he has flashed it to his laptop screen on hundreds of occasions in the past, but I digress) and this photograph was staged to get people psyched for Sherlock, although what tiny segment of nerdfighteria is not already psyched for Sherlock? Also, if this is the case, who is Martin Freeman trying to advertise to? Residents of the West Side?

5. Benedict Cumberbatch has a relative or a friend who is a nerdfighter and so he is passingly familiar with nerdfighteria and liked what he has seen and wanted to make us all very happy.

6. The nerdfighter sign also happens to be the hand sign of some obscure English gang with which I am unfamiliar called like The East London Wanderers or The Slightly Intimidating Liverpudlians or whatever.

7. Nerdfighteria actually figures in the plot of the new season of Sherlock. Perhaps a nerdfighter has been (wrongly no doubt!) accused of a murder.

8. Benedict Cumberbatch was playing some kind of British version of Rock Paper Scissors against two invisible opponents, and he went double scissors (as any smart person would).

grantaire-put-that-bottle-down: steelplatedhearts: Alternate title for The Great Gatsby: I Am...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:43:01 -0600

grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

“I Have A Name and it is Not Old Sport” by Nick Carraway

jalexaremyhomeboys: zourrifying: reason to not become an adult you can’t use the ‘my mum said i...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:38:03 -0600

jalexaremyhomeboys:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

on the off-chance that you do become an adult you could upgrade the excuse to

“sorry but i’m doing something with my mum that day”

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:26:35 -0600

emilianadarling: saderidan: When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:16:03 -0600

emilianadarling:

saderidan:

When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from

disminucion: by panafoot

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:04:23 -0600

disminucion:

by panafoot

mybigfatredwedding: How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:01:26 -0600

mybigfatredwedding:

How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease

flowersgardenlove: Orchid Flowers Garden Love

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:53:00 -0600

flowersgardenlove:

Orchid Flowers Garden Love

bittersweet-tea: One more. My Weepincate wasnt good enough for...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:42:45 -0600

bittersweet-tea:

One more. My Weepincate wasnt good enough for me.

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Slowgey - Permanently Confused Pokemon.

Slowgey is a pokemon that remains in a state of constant confusion. It will more than likely slap the shit out of itself until it faints.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:41:49 -0600

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:30:53 -0600

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:19:01 -0600

shirtlessboys: (by Gianfranco Briceño)

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:17:35 -0600

shirtlessboys:

(by Gianfranco Briceño)

mlsg: Lethal combination

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:08:06 -0600

mlsg:

Lethal combination